Jesse was in town.

On Saturday, he spent quality time with Noah. Either Noah really missed him, or the visit stopped his DT's.
We saw him briefly Friday night. Noah was sad when we left because he thought that was it, the whole visit. He cheered up when he realized that we had two more days of Jesse.

Saturday Jesse got a haircut at Juut. Then I got to have lunch with Sarah and Jesse before they jetted off to have quality time with Noah. The Keathly family then met said couple at Pizza Luce for dinner before the opening reception of Jesse and Paul's photography show.

Grandma Reade took Noah home from the show so we could attend the bar after party. Next on the agenda was Hell's Kitchen for breakfast. Reade and John showed up with the kid. Jesse, Sarah and the K's rounded out the group. It was great food and reminded us how much we miss family breakfasts with Jesse and Sarah.

That was it for us. Jesse time was already over. It wasn't as hard to say good-bye this time. At least for us. When Noah yelled, "I love you!" out the window, it broke Jesse's heart.

At least Jesse is making enough money to visit a couple times a year. Right? Jesse? Right!?! It kills us to have him so far away. But we are so proud he did it. He moved where he belongs and is building a great life for himself that doesn't involve winter. Heck, we might not be there, but at least his amazing girlfriend will follow - and I'll be out another great friend.

Freaking. Heck.

Sarah Palin IS "Head of Skate"

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un/dead

Jesse is coming home to MN to the reception for his first gallery show. It is at Umber Studios in Minneapolis. He has collaborated with his longtime friend and fellow photographer, Paul Armstrong for this, shall we say, unique? show. It is called un/dead.

jesse mullan's photographs are semi-candid and purposefully focused images from the zombie pub crawls. he humorously explores the human relationship with death and the macabre; why we as human beings like scary movies and dressing up as monsters. the selected images are cinematic and full of action, a perfect contrast to the still presence of paul's photography...

paul armstrong's photographs are a reaction to his oddly consistent findings of dead birds and animals while out minding his own business. presenting them in saturated hyper-realism, he preserves the little beings against the ravages of time. it is difficult to decide if he is exploiting their uncomfortable beauty or honoring their existence in their final pose...

come see!

opening reception 8pm | saturday, september 27th
(through october 15th)

View paul's photos

View jesse's photos.
2005 zombie pub crawl
2006 zombie pub crawl
2007 zombie pub crawl

We will be there - you should too!

Hair, glorius hair.

A couple weeks ago, we went out to celebrate Nemy's birthday. I ratted up my bangs and we were off!

Team Keathly!

Nemy had an entirely new 'do to show off. Short hair with messy layers and light brown color vs. red. She looked GREAT.

And me, I was rocking the pompadour.

I had not cut or colored my hair all summer. There were too many kids to watch and lots of beautiful sunny weather to enjoy. The last thing I had was 3 hours for vanity.

But, then came school. Glorious school. No more kid sitting. No more nights saved for going to the park with the boys. It was hair time.

I decided to punk it up a bit.

It's dark, it's shorter!

It's the awesome.

I still haven't quite learned how to style it (and these pictures are after a full day of work) but I loves it.

Two girls, two new looks. Awesome.

Jesse's send off to CALIFORNICATION!!!!

Jesse's last night in town. It was a Saturday. I came home from work to find the party started. The plan was to meet up at our place and end up at the burlesque show at the 331. Tentatively, we were also going to a strip club as well, but we just didn't have the stamina, I mean time.

The 331 was crowded. Thankfully, our neighbors were there and invited us to share a table with them.

The neighbors: Ali, Melissa and Bob.

Jesse's booth was packed and rowdy.

Paul, Jesse and a co-worker whose name I don't know.

Finally, it calmed down and we could rejoin his party.

Zach and Dani were still there as well.

Paul and Jesse were happy with our alteration of the reservation sign. Paul also likes to stick out his tongue. A lot.

The next morning we met for breakfast at The Uptown Grill, which has perfect hangover food: good, greasy and plentiful.

Jesse and his mom Reade. They both have the same nose, don't ya think?

John could not believe the size of his breakfast.

Jesse and his Cajun breakfast.

Noah grew a mustache for the occasion.

I covet Zach's ET/Aliens shirt.

Jesse with Reade and John.

The rest of the day was spent napping and then we hit the water park. The fact that Jesse was leaving was becoming all too real.

Our Water Park Adventure with the Jesse.

The night before Jesse left, we took him out for drinks and debauchery. The next morning, he had that "not so fresh feeling." We took him to breakfast and then let him take a nap. Next on the agenda: water slides.

Noah had been begging us to hit the water park after family breakfast for weeks. The weather conspired against us, until the very last full day Jesse was in town. It was ON.

There are three water slides at the park. The orange slide is for inner tubes. It's entertaining. The red one is a nice, meandering ride. It's relaxing. The yellow one is the greased pig of slides. You are the bullet and the slide is the gun. It is the awesome!

The Water Slides at Jim Lupient Water Park.

Noah insisted on someone catching him at the end of the slides. Here is Jesse doing his big brother duty and keeping Noah's head above water.

"Hey Jesse!"

"Catch me!"

Noah showed off his skills he learned in his recent swimming class. He had fun hanging with his big brother.

Noah loves his big brother.

Swimming pools = rain. Both are good places to blame for tears and red eye.

Stan and Noah

The boy has the cutest towel in the history of towels.

It was an awesome ending to our last full day with our Jesse. We miss him so and are looking forward to having him in town the last week of September! If only he could stay. . .

Noah's First day of FIRST GRADE!

I don't have a lot to say about Noah's first day of First Grade.

This is for three reasons:

1. Stan dropped him off at school.
2. Stan picked him up from the after school program, Rec-Plus.
3. Noah was asleep when I got home from work.

It could also be summed up in one point:

1. Tuesday is my Eleven Hour Day at work. Yes, that's right, I capitalized it. You should be glad that I'm not stealing all of Noah's thunder by putting it in bold, because that is a dang long day of massaging. Also, my hands hurt.

I did find out the few kids that are in his class from last year: kindergarten. I also found out that they did a card game over recess since it was raining and they couldn't go outside. Noah's table had only 1 point and the winning table had 3.

Stan also took two great pictures of Noah in front of his school. Actually, it's more like the side of the school, but it is more photogenic.

The whole problem is semantics, not health care.

McCain's adviser states that no American is uninsured.

From the Dallas Morning Newspaper:

But the numbers are misleading, said John Goodman, president of the National Center for Policy Analysis, a right-leaning Dallas-based think tank. Mr. Goodman, who helped craft Sen. John McCain's health care policy, said anyone with access to an emergency room effectively has insurance, albeit the government acts as the payer of last resort. (Hospital emergency rooms by law cannot turn away a patient in need of immediate care.)

"So I have a solution. And it will cost not one thin dime," Mr. Goodman said. "The next president of the United States should sign an executive order requiring the Census Bureau to cease and desist from describing any American – even illegal aliens – as uninsured. Instead, the bureau should categorize people according to the likely source of payment should they need care.

"So, there you have it. Voila! Problem solved."

Kids are exhausting

My friends dropped their kids off at 9:30 AM yesterday. Since then we have had a house full of kids and enough drama for an after school special.

Last night they all fell asleep at 11 PM and this morning they were up before 7 AM. Times like this make it really hard to believe there is a God.

The youngest is a quick draw with his fists topped with a hair trigger temper. I stopped punishing the other kids for hitting him back, and guess what? No more hitting from lord of the fists (knock on wood).

I have a whole day with the kids ahead of me. Hopefully their parents will pick them up before dinner so we will get some family time to decompress before I get some sleep before my 11 hour workday on Tuesday.

Ah, life. . .

Things that make you go hmm. . . .

One of the clumsy arguments that the McCain camp tried to make today in hopes of slowing down the media freight train over not knowing how many homes he and his wife, Cindy, own was that Barack Obama (D) is also a rich guy who lives in a mansion himself, just like McCain. I believe the term they used was "a frickin' mansion."

Well, there's just one problem with that argument. These guys aren't even in the same class.

Earlier this year, the nonpartisan Sunlight Foundation did an analysis of the net worth of each of the 535 members of Congress based on their personal financial disclosure.

Guess which one is worth about $36 million and which one is worth $799,000?

According to my trusty calculator, that means McCain's net worth is more than 45 times greater than Obama's.

This Is How I Imagine Jesse's Road Trip Is Going

Except with less Kermit and more shenanigans.

Me too.

See you later, Jessigator.

Noah drew Jesse a map to California as well as a picture of the family to take with him on his road trip.
He also drew pictures on his hands in Sharpie so Jesse wouldn't get lonely. This is what I did for Noah before he left for school, if he was feeling nervous or sad.

In case you are wondering, it's a smiley face and a heart.

Kiss and a hug.

We gathered the remnants that didn't make the final packing cut and went inside.

I saw his coffee next to the computer and thought of calling him.

"Jesse! You can't leave! You forgot . . . me."

Jesse's heart was ripped out of his chest before he left. Mine stayed there until just after he was gone.

Death Star in San Francisco

I don't know if we should let Jesse move. It seems dangerous there.

Ole, Lena and Sven jokes in honor of Sarah's Norway trip

Sven and Ole were building a house. Sven was holding a board and Ole was sawing it. All of a sudden, the saw slipped and cut off one of Sven's ears. They both were digging through the sawdust to find it, and Ole picked up an ear.

Ole says, " Is this it?

Sven says, "Naw, mine had a pencil behind it."

Vun day, Sven vas valking down da street ven who did he see driving a brand new Chevrolet? It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him vit a vide smile.

"Ole, vere did ya get dat car?" Sven asked.

"Lena gave it to me".

"She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you, but dis?".

"Vell, let me tell you vat happened. Ve vere driving out on county road 6, in da middle of novere. Lena pulled off da road into da woods. She parked, got out of da car, trew off alla her clothes and said, "Ole take vatever you vant."...So I took da car"

"Ole, your a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit ya."

Ole is traveling on a train and learns that he and pretty woman who he's never met before have to share the same sleeping carriage.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, Ole on the lower bunk.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes Ole and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

Ole leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend ve're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," Ole replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

Spending quality time with our Jesse with two breakfasts and a BBQ

First there was a breakfast buffet at The Chaterbox Pub in Saint Paul. I am always tempted by the amazing selections of the buffet, and then ultimately disappointed. Even with the cheddar hash browns, I would have been better off ordering from the menu. Note to self: NO MORE BUFFETS.

This is also the place Stan and I had our first double date with Sarah and Jesse.

The connect four game was intense. Noah usually won.

Jesse is defeated!

Then came the family BBQ at Reade and John's house. It was both mellow and delicious.

The guest of honor and his peeps.

We got to spend some quality time with our Jesse.

Jesse with his big brother.

And his little brother.

Me, my boy and my best friend ever.

Last, but not least, was breakfast at The Bad Waitress before Sarah flew off to Norway for a month. There was lots of smooching.

Aww. . .

Double awww. . .

Seven days and counting down to Jesse's departure to California. Sigh.

Barak Obama's Tax Plan vs. John McCain's tax plan

Some of the many, many lies of McCain

Signing of the GI Bill: Now enthusiastically for it... after it passed. Previously attacked the Webb Bill. Didn't even bother to vote on it.
http://bravenewfilms.org/...

Campaign reform: On political reform, McCain last January opposed a grassroots lobbying bill he once supported. In 2006, the "New York Sun" reported that his presidential ambitions led McCain to reverse his support of a campaign financial bill called McCain/Feingold.
http://www.nysun.com/...

Alien Minors Act/Immigration: Last October he said he would vote against the development, relief and education for Alien Miners Act that he co-sponsored, and then said he would vote against an immigration bill that he introduced.
http://www.youtube.com/...

Gay Marriage: In 2006, he said on "HARDBALL," quote, I think that gay marriage should be allowed. Then after the commercial break he added, I do not believe that gay marriages should be legal.
http://www.youtube.com/...

Abortion: On abortion, 1999, publicly supporting Roe v. Wade, privately opposing it in a letter to the National Right to Life Committee. In the 2000 debates, he would change the GOP platform to permit exceptions for rape, incest, the life of the mother. May 2007, "flipped", ABCNews.com reported.
http://abcnews.go.com/...

Nuclear Waste: No Storing Nuclear waste at Yucca mountain earlier..now flipped
http://www.lasvegassun.com/...

Negotiating with Kim Jong-Il: Negotiating with Kim Jong-Il not acceptable until President Bush did it last week.
http://bondibox.newsvine.com/...

Negotiating with Cuba/Castro: With Fidel Castro acceptable in 2000, not 2008.
http://vids.myspace.com/...

Negotiating with Hamas/Terrorists: ...with terrorists appropriate when Colin Powell went to Syria and in 2006 when McCain said sooner or later we‘ll talk to Hamas, but not appropriate now re: Obama's willingness to use diplomacy.
http://bondibox.newsvine.com/...

Pakistan: Unilateral action against suspected terrorists in Pakistan; "Confused leadership" when Obama suggested it, not when Bush did it.
http://www.crooksandliars.com/...

Warrantless Wire-taps: Six months ago, presidents had to obey the law, not anymore.
http://www.nytimes.com/...

Torture: Torture detainees, no way, except for the CIA. Hold them indefinitely, wrong in 2003, the right move in 2008.
http://www.youtube.com/...

Iraq War: The Iraq war, the right course 2004, stay the course 2005. Today, McCain has always been a Rumsfeld critic.
http://thinkprogress.org/...

Tax Cuts: In 2001, he could not in good conscious support them. Now he can.
http://www.youtube.com/...

Estate Tax: 2006, "I agree with President Roosevelt who created it". In 2008, "most unfair".
http://www.crooksandliars.com/...

Privatizing Social Security: This month not for privatizing Social Security, never has been. In 2004, he "didn‘t see how benefits will last without it".
http://www.youtube.com/...

Balanced Budget: In February, promised a balanced budget in four years by April, make that eight years.
http://www.perrspectives.com/...

Windfall Profits Tax: In May, glad to look at the windfall profits tax. By June, that was Jimmy Carter's big idea.
http://flipfloptracker.blogspot.com/...

Offshore Drilling: In 2000, no new off shore drilling. Last month, it would take years to develop. This month, very helpful in the short term.
http://thinkprogress.org/...

Coyotes..Bush Big Time Fund Raisers: The Bush fund-raisers McCain called coyotes breaking the law in 2000. By 2006, they were co-chairing McCain fund-raisers.
http://abcnews.go.com/...

"Agents of Intolerance": Buddy Jerry Falwell...an "agent of intolerance in 2000". Kissed Falwell's ass in 2007... The Reverend Hagee and Parsley in, then out this year alone.
http://www.youtube.com/...

Martin Luther King Holiday: In 1983, opposed Martin Luther King Day. Today, all for it.
http://www.boston.com/...

Confederate Flag: In 2000, defended South Carolina's confederate flag as a symbol of heritage. Two years later, McCain calling it, quote, an act of political cowardice not to say the flag should come down. Quote, "everybody said, look out. You can't win in South Carolina if you say that."
http://www.youtube.com/...

Evolution in Public Schools: In 2005, McCain said alternatives to evolution should be taught in school. "Evolving" the opposite position he had taken in 2000.
http://thinkprogress.org/...

Restoring the Everglades: On June 5, John McCain traveled to the Everglades to win over Floridians and environmentally-minded voters. There he proclaimed, "I am in favor of doing whatever’s necessary to save the Everglades." Sadly, as ThinkProgress documented, McCain not only opposed $2 billion in funding for the restoration of the Everglades national park, he backed President Bush’s veto of the legislation in 2007. "I believe," he said, "that we should be passing a bill that will authorize legitimate, needed projects without sacrificing fiscal responsibility."
http://www.crooksandliars.com/...

Swiftboating: McCain's sudden embrace of Swiftboating --- which today is synonymous with a concerted effort to lie about an opponent's history --- is all the more deplorable because he has hired retired Col. George "Bud" Day, a proud member of the group that Swiftboated Kerry --- and someone McCain once described as having "tunnel vision" --- to lead what McCain is calling his "Truth Squad."
http://digg.com/...

GITMO/Habeus Corpus:Despite John McCain's outrage last week that the Supreme Court ordered Gitmo detainees know why they were being held, or released -- Political Base has stumbled upon a McCain appearance on Meet the Press in 2005 where he argued they deserved trials, going so far as to say "if it means releasing some of them, you'll have to release them." Shameless.
http://www.politicalbase.com/...

Divestment from South Africa: During his June 2 speech to the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), John McCain called for the international community to target Iran for the kind of worldwide sanctions regime applied to apartheid-era South Africa. Unfortunately, McCain’s lobbyist-advisers Charlie Black and Rick Davis each represented firms doing business with Tehran. Even more unfortunate, John McCain was frequently not among those offering "moral clarity and conviction" in backing "a divestment campaign against South Africa, helping to rid that nation of the evil of apartheid."
http://thinkprogress.org/...

Opposing Hurricane Katrina Investigations: During a June 4th town hall meeting in Baton Rouge, John McCain answered a reporter’s question regarding Hurricane Katrina and the failure of the New Orleans levees by announcing:

"I’ve supported every investigation and ways of finding out what caused the tragedy. I’ve been here to New Orleans. I’ve met with people on the ground."

As it turns out, not so much. McCain’s revisionist history neglects to mention that in 2005 and 2006 he twice voted against a commission to study the government’s response to Katrina. He also opposed three separate emergency funding measures providing relief to Katrina victims, including the extension of five months of Medicaid benefits. And as ThinkProgress pointed out, "until traveling there one month ago, McCain had made just one public tour of New Orleans since Hurricane Katrina touched down in August 2005."
http://thinkprogress.org/...

McCain On His Economic Abilities: "I have not. I have not. Actually, I have not." "I said that I am stronger on national security issues because of all the time I spent in the military and others. I am very strong on the economy. I understand it. I have a lot more experience than my opponent."

-- Sen. John McCain, in an interview on ABC News, when asked why he "admitted that you're not exactly an expert when it comes to the economy."

However, NBC News compiles past McCain quotes in which he said "The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should" or "I'm going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated."
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/...

On Criticizing Obama While "Overseas": Traveling in Colombia, he told reporters that he wouldn't criticize Obama while he was overseas, but on the plane, he blasted Obama’s opposition to the proposed Colombia free trade...
http://blogs.abcnews.com/...

UPDATES from KOSsacks:

Temperment and Temper: "My temper has often been both a matter of public speculation and personal concern," he wrote in a 2002 memoir. "I have a temper, to state the obvious, which I have tried to control with varying degrees of success because it does not always serve my interest or the public's." Not true and not under control, according to many of those on the "W"rong side of McCain's famous temper.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/...

Drilling For Oil and Automobile Efficiency: "Last week, Senator McCain reversed himself and said we need to drill more. Today, he has reversed years of failing to support more efficient cars, new energy technologies and green jobs.
http://www.speaker.gov/...

Offshore Drilling: Two weeks ago, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) offered "a bit of a capitulation to the oil companies" by announcing that he would end the federal ban on offshore oil drilling. Not only is McCain’s move a break with environmental activist, but it is also "a reversal of the position he took in his 2000 presidential campaign.
http://thinkprogress.org/...

Payroll Taxes: "When he was asked in 2005 whether he could see himself lifting the cap on the payroll tax, (McCain) said, 'I could.' Two years later, during a May 13, 2007, appearance on "Meet the Press," Russert asked McCain if he was still open to lifting the Social Security tax cap as part of a compromise. "Am I opposed to tax increases?" said McCain. "Yes. But we've got to sit down together and figure out what our options are, and tough decisions have to be made, Republicans and Democrats. And I know how to do that." Asked about the 2005 remark, a McCain spokesman acknowledged the tension with his current position while arguing that the Arizona senator's criticism of his Democratic rival is still valid because McCain has spoken out against higher Social Security taxes as a 2008 White House hopeful.
http://blogs.abcnews.com/...

Ethics Reform and Abramoff: On the stump, Sen. John McCain often cites his work tackling the excesses of disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff as evidence of his sturdy ethical compass. A little-known document, however, shows that McCain may have taken steps to protect his Republican colleagues from the scope of his investigation.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...
http://digg.com/...

The Keathly's 9th Wedding Anniversary! Woot!!!

Wednesday was our 9th Anniversary.

Still crazy (in love) after all these years.

We celebrated by having dinner with Jesse and Sarah at Sawatdee.

Noah loves the cream cheese wantons.

Jesse and Sarah were color coordinated.

Sarah took the boy home, which left Jesse, Stan and myself with 3 tickets to Go Team and CSS at First Avenue. We stopped first for a beer.

I hate it when Jesse winks at me. His wink is filled with the evil of clowns.

He then did an impersonation of me without a bra on.

Jesse and Stan both had stout mustaches. Murphy's makes a better one that Guinness.

Then it was off to the show!

Jesse bought me a CSS shirt for an anniversary gift. Thanks Jesse!

Zach was there to witness Jesse drinking a HUGE bottle of Maibok.

Jesse and the K's.

Stan and Jesse

It was a good night, topped off with the obligatory White Castle stop on the way home at 1:30 in the morning. I count this as the kickoff of all the celebrations for Jesse that will be happening in the next couple weeks. We will send you off in style, my friend.

And now, I leave you with this: