Sven and Ole were building a house. Sven was holding a board and Ole was sawing it. All of a sudden, the saw slipped and cut off one of Sven's ears. They both were digging through the sawdust to find it, and Ole picked up an ear.
Ole says, " Is this it?
Sven says, "Naw, mine had a pencil behind it."
Vun day, Sven vas valking down da street ven who did he see driving a brand new Chevrolet? It vas Ole. Ole pulled up to him vit a vide smile.
"Ole, vere did ya get dat car?" Sven asked.
"Lena gave it to me".
"She gave it to you? I knew she vas sveet on you, but dis?".
"Vell, let me tell you vat happened. Ve vere driving out on county road 6, in da middle of novere. Lena pulled off da road into da woods. She parked, got out of da car, trew off alla her clothes and said, "Ole take vatever you vant."...So I took da car"
"Ole, your a smart man, dem clothes never voulda fit ya."
Ole is traveling on a train and learns that he and pretty woman who he's never met before have to share the same sleeping carriage.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, Ole on the lower bunk.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes Ole and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
Ole leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend ve're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," Ole replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
1 comment:
Wow--thanks Lisa! They seriously talk like that, too.
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