That's the main conundrum for me, when I was musing on where he is spending his afterlife. Did God just whap him on the side of the head and lead him off for an eye opening heart to heart or did good ol' Jerry get booted out of paradise and sent to a warmer locale?
I also wonder which of his infamous quotes they will use for his eulogy. These are my top three:
"I listen to feminists and all these radical gals. ... These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men; that's their problem."
"I think Mohammed was a terrorist. I read enough of the history of his life, written by both Muslims and non-Muslims, that he was a violent man, a man of war."
(On 9/11) "The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.' "
Yet another "Christian" man who bastardizes religion to spew hate. Come to think of it, God might give him more than a little whap on the back of the head. I'm thinking more along the lines of a right hook, and you know God would have a good one.
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