Damn, baby!!!

I booked three massages today. That means I have six massages booked for next week.

Let's review, shall we? My goal was 10 in two weeks. I have six. This is more than I hoped for, deep down in that shadowy region of my soul we call "doubt." I am actually starting to believe I may reach my silly little Massage A Thon goal. And if I don't, six is still rock solid awesome. Things, they are looking better, and I am breathing easier.

Now I need to use my powers for good to start a Jesse Mullan Fan Club. All proceeds go directly to Jesse Mullan, who needs an influx of cash even more than we do. I will arm wrestle Sarah for the presidency.

Jesse Mullan

I'm thinking of starting the membership prices low, for those who want to get in on the ground floor and say they were there at the very beginning.

Something like:

LIFE TIME MEMBERSHIP: $25
Gets you a lifetime supply of Jesse. Every year you get from Jesse: a Christmas and birthday card, one honorary blog post saying how awesome you are and two invitations to a party thrown by Jesse at which you will receive one free Summit beer each time. Jesse will also attend one of your parties or gatherings a year (at which you cover all expenses, if any). Your membership card will be a one of a kind creation from Jesse's little brother Noah.

YEARLY MEMBERSHIP: $10
Gets you a year of Jesse's infrequent attention. You will get a birthday card and an invitation to one of Jesse's parties at which you will receive one free Summit beer. Your membership card will be a one of a kind creation from Jesse's little brother Noah.

HONORARY POSEUR MEMBERSHIP: $5
You can tell people Jesse is your BFF and he won't deny it. You must make your own membership card.

Let's get this thing moving people. The pledge drive starts now!