Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Calling all sore and tense people of Minneapolis!

Come to the first annual "Help Lisa Pay Her Bills!" massage extravaganza!!! Guilt trip comes complete with a cute picture of my child.

Please, I don't want Mommy to send me to a sweatshop!

Enjoy my seven years of massage experience for a mere $45 an hour! Working out of my home means a private space for my clients and no over head fees for me. This allows me to make massage affordable for the masses.

I need ten clients in the next two weeks. So let's get cracking, people. All those referrals you've been promising me? Let's make it happen. Been meaning to get a massage or buy a present? Come on over, get a massage and buy a gift certificate!

Tick, tock.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, my husband is looking for a female message therapists, something about men freaking him out, I don't know, but he is kind of picky. Do you dig hard? What kind of massage? He really wants someone to work him over.

I kind of do too...

Email me, Jesse has my address.

Anonymous said...

Errr, massage not message.

Jesse Mullan said...

I do? Oh, yeah, I do.

MPLS Mama said...

Everyone needs massage dude, it's just a matter of affording it.

Jesse Mullan said...

I was just surprised that I had Kassie's address.

Well, feigning surprise.