Come to the first annual "Help Lisa Pay Her Bills!" massage extravaganza!!! Guilt trip comes complete with a cute picture of my child.
Enjoy my seven years of massage experience for a mere $45 an hour! Working out of my home means a private space for my clients and no over head fees for me. This allows me to make massage affordable for the masses.
I need ten clients in the next two weeks. So let's get cracking, people. All those referrals you've been promising me? Let's make it happen. Been meaning to get a massage or buy a present? Come on over, get a massage and buy a gift certificate!
Tick, tock.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
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5 comments:
Hey, my husband is looking for a female message therapists, something about men freaking him out, I don't know, but he is kind of picky. Do you dig hard? What kind of massage? He really wants someone to work him over.
I kind of do too...
Email me, Jesse has my address.
Errr, massage not message.
I do? Oh, yeah, I do.
Everyone needs massage dude, it's just a matter of affording it.
I was just surprised that I had Kassie's address.
Well, feigning surprise.
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