Jesse has chest hair that is thick, black and curly. Stan has head hair that is thick, black and curly. I feel like I'm living in the land of the pubes. Seriously. Some people have to use a lint roller to get rid of cat hair, but for me it would be for the psuedo-pubes that litter the house. I wonder what other moms think when they see a hair on Noah's toys. It's probably that we are using it for some weird sex toy when in reality it's just some of Stan's head hair that shedded as he was playing with Noah.
In a similar vein, Noah is currently trying to eat two hot dog buns at once. The bakery kind that isn't cut and looks extra phallic.
Wow, this post is screaming latent sexual tension. I don't mean it. Really. Stan is my leviathan machine. And yes, I did type that just to make people who read it squirm.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
(note to Renee: Aren't you glad you found my blog?)
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