Why is it that out of all the SpongeBob SquarePants characters, I get dubbed Squidward? I'm not really envious of Stan's being Patrick. But Jeppa's Mr. Crab title is a bit more fun. I just want to know, "Why not Sandy? Or Pearl? Or Plankton. That would be fun. Why a whiny, slimy squid? Why, oh, why!?!"
I know I'm probably taking this way too personally, like MANY other things I overreact to. But you have to wonder if he really sees me as this type of mom:

Hopefully, it's more like this:


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