More than you ever wanted to know about MOI

I've been getting these e-mails for awhile and finally sent one back to my peeps. Decided to share. Enjoy.

100 THINGS ABOUT ME

1 I am female.
2 I will be 32 in six days.
3 I am married.
4 I LOVE MY HUBBY VERY MUCH.
5 I first met him when I was 17.
6 I thought he was HOT. Very Robert Smith cool without the makeup and ratted hair.
7 We started dating 7 years later.
8 We were married 1 year later.
9 We have a son.
10 He was a surprise. The best I ever had.
11 I LOVE BEING A (stay at home) MOM.
12 I have a roommate.
13 I have known him for 10 years.
14 My roommate is my ex-boyfriend.
15 I don't like to tell people we dated.
16 He's more like a brother to me, or son, depending on the moment.
17 He's my best friend, besides my hubby.
18 He's my hubby's best friend too.
19 I have two sisters.
20 I am the middle child.
21 My older sister just got engaged.
22 My younger sister lives in Hawaii.
23 I don't talk to my parents.
24 They're evil.
25 I have a great therapist.
26 I love wine.
27 I am addicted to Davanni's pizza.
28 I love popcorn with lots of butter and salt.
29 My favorite band is The Beastie Boys.
30 I graduated with a B.S. in Psychology.
31 I am a massage therapist.
32 I have a bad back.
33 It doesn't hurt when I'm in shape.
34 I'm not in shape.
35 I want to get back in shape.
36 I used to be a runner.
37 I used to use the exercise tape "Callenetics" religiously.
38 I use "The Core Program" exercise book.
39 TCP helps my back A LOT.
40 I've only done it once this week.
41 My back hurts right now.
42 I'm a blurker.
43 My favorite swear word is "fuck."
44 My favorite color is violet.
45 In high school my favorite movie was "Lady Hawke."
46 I listened to mostly Christian contempory music as a kid.
47 I only drank alcohol twice in college.
48 Both times I drank beer.
49 Once I risked getting kicked out of college by drinking a Zima.
50 I drank more in high school.
51 My beer of choice then was MGD.
52 My taste has improved.
53 I have always liked vodka & cranberry juice.
54 I used pot (mostly) in high school.
55 The last time I got stoned was in 1998 with my little sister in NYC.
56 I used acid three times in high school.
57 Once was at "The Doors" movie.
58 Once it didn't work.
59 I will never do drugs again.
60 I have smoked occasionally.
61 I am not a "smoker."
62 I might smoke again sometime.
63 But I don't miss smoking.
64 I lost my virginity when I was 16.
65 My parents watched "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with me when I was 12.
66 My religious parents said that sex was only for marriage.
67 I was confused about sex.
68 I am still confused about sex sometimes.
69 I would like to have or adopt another child one day.
70 My hubby is a programmer.
71 I don't know a lot about programming.
72 Or computers.
73 But I pretend I do.
74 I wear contacts or glasses.
75 I hate them both.
76 One day I will be able to afford laser eye surgery.
77 I have brown hair.
78 I have blue eyes.
79 I am about 30 pounds overweight.
80 Cool shoes are important.
81 I love my Dansko black clogs.
82 I used to love my Doc Marten's grease boots more.
83 I usually wear jeans.
84 Skirts win over shorts.
85 I have a lot of stretch marks from my pregnancy.
86 I will never wear a bikini again.
87 I burn easily in the sun.
88 I am very pale.
89 Even in the middle of summer.
90 But I do freckle.
91 It's very cute.
92 I love to read.
93 In 10th grade I could read 1200 WPM with 98% retention.
94 I have a good memory.
95 I love to swim.
96 I love a good storm.
97 I hate being cold.
98 I live in MN.
99 Ironic? Yes.
100 But I do like playing in the snow.