Tuesday, January 27th, 2009: Noah becomes a Vegetarian - for two seconds.

Tonight's bedtime conversation:

Mom, I don't eat animals.
Ah, yes you do.
What? Name one.
Chicken. It comes from a chicken. You eat it.
Really? Okay then, I want to be a vegetarian. I don't want to eat animals.
Okay. Noah?
Yeah?
Do you know where bacon comes from?
No.
It comes from a pig.
Oh. I guess I don't want to be a vegetarian.

Then later:
Noah, do you know where hot dogs come from? They come from a cow.
Yeah, Mom, I know, it's the udders!

Noah is rockstar.