Gee, if only there was a website to give me ideas of what to do with tampons. . .

Oh, wait! There is!

I think my favorite (and by favorite, I mean most disturbing) is the bloody heart ear rings.


The description says: "These tampon heart earrings display both your romantic sentiments and your menstrual pride."

That's right: menstrual pride. I guess I'm supposed to be proud of my ability to bleed without wounding myself first. Go, uterus, go!

Oh, well, I'm off to make tampon ornaments. Now you know what you're getting for Christmas!