Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Reese, you dirty slut.

The pose makes me think something naughty is going on. When I read the caption, I was all, "Yeah, whatever!!!"

Here it is:
Reese Witherspoon models an Avon Empowerment Bracelet from a special seat – her own spot at the United Nations – during a news conference Tuesday to announce a partnership between Avon and the United Nations Development Fund for Women. "I think it is so important to make our daughters and our sisters and everyone whose lives we affect be aware that there are so many women without rights in this world," Witherspoon told PEOPLE at the event.

Seriously, I think she was telling us all to "Suck it!" and implying what whores and cheap ass product pushers Avon is. Besides, who stumps products at the UN? Avon is doing this for money and publicity. Hmm. . . maybe the gesture was for them. . .

2 comments:

Jesse Mullan said...

She was just demonstrating how she fists her husband.

Reade My Lips said...

Honestly, jmullan, you totally crack me up!

Regardless of my hysterical laughter, though, you mean her boyfriend, Jake Gyllenthal?

Maybe that's the attraction for him?