Daylight Savings Crap

Why do we do this, every year? Spring forward, fall back, blah, blah, blah.

This "energy saving" measure is a load of crap. People may not need to turn on a light bulb as often, but are motivated to drive more and use other appliances that use gas and or electricity.

All it does is make the nation cranky. Especially the kids whose sleep schedules we are messing with. As any mother will tell you, that will fuck up your day like nothing else.

Besides, don't you remember what it was like as a kid, having to go to bed when it was still light out? It was the most unnatural thing in the whole world, like kissing Aunt Gladys who smelt like death and Juicy Fruit Gum. Ick.

Good riddance already.