I thought the wedding dress of Katie Holmes would be breathtaking, classic, incredible. Instead it looks like something bought at David's Bridal off of the $99 rack. Look at the cheesy lace sleeve with the puffs of tulle that look like they were stuffed in there at the last moment. The look on her face seems forced and her hair looks like it hadn't even been brushed before the veil was thrown on. My first thought was, "She flew in a hairdresser for this? I could have done better."
Oh well, considering her skeletal physique maybe she's just hungry. Or maybe she was reeling from a pre-wedding "clearing" session. Lord knows an e-meter will play some role in the honeymoon, and no, that is not a sexual euphemism. Poor Katie won't be getting any action from her gay husband unless he wants to spawn another child for the cult.
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