The Bastard Child of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Rolos

Lisa Tranquilizers

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are my favorite candy. I love the salty peanut butter. For me, the chocolate is a bonus, although I don't usually don't care about eating the edges. I'll do it, but it's not really worth the calorie hit.

Second is any chocolate that has caramel in it.

Today I saw the perfect, absolute best candy ever: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups with Caramel. AMAZING. The caramel makes it very sweet, but my brain kept registering caramel, then peanut butter than back to caramel again, and again, and again. WOW. The best part was that the edges of the cup had caramel hidden way back to the edge of the chocolate so eating the edges of the cup was not even a question.

This candy is absurdly packed with all that makes me happy. Like Ace Pear Cider, it joins the ranks of magical food items that soothes the savage Lisa beast within. If Stan is smart, he will sock some of these babies away for when I get bitchy.