Last year I missed the Zombie Pub Crawl so this year it's my turn to dress up and get wasted.
But now I have to choose, join the Pirates or the Zombies.
Saying "Arrr!" all night or moaning.
Wearing black eye makeup or green face paint.
Drinking rum or bloody looking Cosmos.
Votes anyone?
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Drink Like a Pirate Day has been announced for months and months and those fuckers are stealing my thunder. AND they are competing with the Zombie Pub Crawl.
LAME.
P.S. Zombies in OCTOBER...PIRATES in September. Get this shit right next year.
Zombies should totally be in October.
What's the difference between drinking like a pirate and dressing like a pirate to go out and drink?
Stan is voting for the Pirates due to the simple fact that he doesn't have to put as much make-up on.
I think he just likes to wear black eyeliner.
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