May you forever be touched by his noodly appendage. Ramen.
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM:
- Flimsy moral standards
- Every Friday is a religious holiday. If your work/school objects to that demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
- Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

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