Friday, August 26, 2005

Pastafarianism - The New Religion (yummy!)

May you forever be touched by his noodly appendage. Ramen.

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM:
  • Flimsy moral standards
  • Every Friday is a religious holiday. If your work/school objects to that demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
  • Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

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